22/12/2010

The wise men were in the kitchen making more cocktails while Jesus was being born” and they missed their cue. My mom ran into the kitchen and yelled Jesus is here!” to which the wise men responded Oh! Right! Shit. Hang in there, Jesus! We’re coming!!

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The wise men were in the kitchen making more cocktails while Jesus was being born” and they missed their cue. My mom ran into the kitchen and yelled Jesus is here!” to which the wise men responded Oh! Right! Shit. Hang in there, Jesus! We’re coming!!

They stumbled into the living room, still clutching half-full glasses of vodka which they hadn’t had time to pour orange juice into, and yelled, as if the baby Jesus were partially deaf or mentally challenged HELLO JESUS. WE COME BEARING GIFTS.”

Hyperbole and a Half: The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas

There is so much awesomeness in Allie’s tale of her rewriting of the nativity story that I don’t even know where to start. Just go and read it.


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